The original to the infamous sucking scene. ^_^
Thanks Emma P for proofreading!
Notes
1. 毒蝎 "Venomous Scorpions" shortened to Scorpions for redundancy.
2. ZZS asks "Am I your grandfather?" in the original. Calling oneself another's grandfather is an insult. Similar but more vulgar than calling oneself another's "daddy".
3. 小鬼巴掌 Made up term by ZZS, who's implying Sun-Ding has been "bitch-slapped" by somebody, leaving him disfigured. Translated literally to keep coherence with the transition to the topic of the Devils' Valley.
4. Sleeve action strikes again.
When you said infamous sucking scene, I was so confused 😂 I was like sucking??????? Sucking /what/ exactly????? 👀
Omg!🤣🤣🤣🌏⛰⛰mountain peoples I think in this chapter the screenwriter do different scenes and not once like this in the novel original version. Super cute and I still think those kidnap moment of Cheng Ling-ah. Shifu&Uncle Wen was there too.
I don't think I read a story with so much literal sleeve cutting 😂 Also love seeing Zhou Zishu being a badass. Thanks for the translation!